Another bad hair day


Another relaxing game of golf


A shirt load of cats


Born to ride!


Born to shop!


Dare to be different!


Does this mean we're lost?


It's not mine... I'm just drinking it for a friend


Go away I'm busy!


Holidaying is tough... but someone's gotta do it!


I can't cope!


I don't know what it is, but I like it!


If you can't stand the heat... get out of the kitchen!!


I had a brain once... but it interfered with my drinking


I love kids... but I couldn't eat a whole one!


I'm not fat...I've just got big stomach bones!


I'm surrounded by Idiots!


I pink I'm thissed!


It's been lonely in the saddle since I ate the horse!


It's my wobbly... I'll chuck it where I like!


I want to be dominant, but no-one will let me...


I was going stop at one, but I lost count!


Kooky!


Let's work as a team, and do my way!


Life is full of difficult decisions


Life is short, eat dessert first!


Not tonight dear... I'm trying to get a headache


Official frog collector


Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong... silly swagman!


One, two, three... jump!


Psycho pussy


Sacred men's business


Save the world, eat more people!


Skate


It's not mine... I'm just smoking it for a friend!


Some days ya just wake up cranky!


The liver is evil... it must be punished!


The only two good balls I hit all day was when I stood on the rake


We are not emused!


Who ordered the buffalo steak??!


Work is for people who can't fish


You can run but you can't hide!