Another bad hair day

Another relaxing game of golf

A shirt load of cats

Born to ride!

Born to shop!

Dare to be different!

Does this mean we're lost?

It's not mine... I'm just drinking it for a friend

Go away I'm busy!

Holidaying is tough... but someone's gotta do it!

I can't cope!

I don't know what it is, but I like it!

If you can't stand the heat... get out of the kitchen!!

I had a brain once... but it interfered with my drinking

I love kids... but I couldn't eat a whole one!

I'm not fat...I've just got big stomach bones!

I'm surrounded by Idiots!

I pink I'm thissed!

It's been lonely in the saddle since I ate the horse!

It's my wobbly... I'll chuck it where I like!

I want to be dominant, but no-one will let me...

I was going stop at one, but I lost count!


Let's work as a team, and do my way!

Life is full of difficult decisions

Life is short, eat dessert first!

Not tonight dear... I'm trying to get a headache

Official frog collector

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong... silly swagman!

One, two, three... jump!

Psycho pussy

Sacred men's business

Save the world, eat more people!


It's not mine... I'm just smoking it for a friend!

Some days ya just wake up cranky!

The liver is evil... it must be punished!

The only two good balls I hit all day was when I stood on the rake

We are not emused!

Who ordered the buffalo steak??!

Work is for people who can't fish

You can run but you can't hide!